I inspire millions to get through depressing ethical times, usually African citizens in poverty. Ive swam to Japan from Mexico and got bored nine tenths of the way there and decided to go back, then go for a night of endless shrimp at red lobster and end up putting them out of business. I am a malevolent chess adversary. I don't get zits. My pet Raptor was created by a small fossil, a piece of dental floss, a a leprechauns hat and a chickens egg. He eats expensive literature.
I am the one who invented Starbucks, i am the one who decided the Obama would win, I'm the one who told Yoko Ono to stop singing and If i had a plane i would find Bin Laden. I invented a shoe that only costs 5 cents to make and I'm gonna sell them for 4 and i told the marketing team money inst everything. I made lemonade that's sugar free but tastes amazing that will grow back hair, make you lose weight, fixes intimacy issues and all proceeds go to blind orphans. Ive wrote many great articles for Time magazine, the New Yorker and Cosmo, all of them on how to make the world better for you and anyone you can think of.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men.I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. don't believe me ask Paul.i wrote come together and i know 1 and 1 and 1 is three. while i write this i get an email from my secretary all of the inanest framed men in prison have been set free due to my amazing essay skills. still don't believe I'm the egg man ask Ringo i helped him with octopus' garden I'm one of his friends to come and see. I'm a ruthless band manager i can get any gig no matter how bad you are i could even get Mr. van camp a show and that's no picnic.
All of this and Ive never been to collage
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